May 2013
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ahlistenalison:
true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
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me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
lonelywhiteasian:
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
rabioheab:
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
zeldabuddy:
travelingmadness:
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
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raptorific:
Neville shouted “Oh my God, I’ve killed Harry Potter!” in his fourth year, which means at 14 years old he was already confident that he was more competent than Lord Voldemort
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men
want to fix you
save you
or fuck you
I can’t be fixed
and I don’t...
– Jeanann Verlee, men (via toxiccunts)
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ay-drian:
getting over someone you never even dated
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thespasticfatchick:
bailey attacked me today because of my shirt
very serious injuries
send help
You were wearing a Pigfarts shirt, so you were asking for it.
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I couldn’t sleep last night, so I wrote a letter to my school’s administrators because our dress code is FASCIST and I HATE THE MAN
ohmygil:
the thing about Hollywood is that we’re conditioned to look for the romance in a movie even if the romance isn’t even a romance but an obsession.
See: The Great Gatsby
See also: (500) Days of Summer
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themongooseandthesnake:
“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick...
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summerdiedinconnersville:
90% of all my mannerisms and choice phrases started out as irony or sarcasm now im just obnoxious all the fucking time
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altairs-butt:
wanting 2 talk 2 someone but having nothing 2 say
I wanna cut my bangs but I wanna grow them out LIFE IS DIFFICULT RIGHT NOW
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castlesbuiltintheair:
so im guessing in ~all or nothing~ klaine falls under the “nothing” end of the spectrum